bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

i just watched the grand budapest hotel and LOVED IT would recommend that you recommend to a friend

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

my parents are booking like a family trip to paris next weekend for a couple days and its making me anxious that its so last minute bjfkbashjfsajfg

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

republicrecordsofficial:

Daddy Daughter Dance Off to Ariana Grande’s “Problem ft Iggy Azalea”

amorphinetoast:

The year is 2052 and Hannibal is in his death bed. He motions Crawford to come closer. He whispers: “I’m the Chesapeake Ripper…”
He passes on.
Crawford cries a single tear. He says: “He was the greatest Cheese Cake Flipper I ever knew…”

LLMNS